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Grand Theft (Pt. III)

Grand Theft (Pt. III)

No sooner had the first Sixamese settlers landed in Oasis Springs than the need for an Earth-Sixam Treaty became apparent. What the Earth authorities had been able to piece together from eyewitness accounts was that a spirited chase had caused

Dolly Llama January 3, 2021March 31, 2021 Catastrophe Theory 12 Comments Read more

Grand Theft (Pt. II)

Grand Theft (Pt. II)

Bernard had given Kendra a booklet of 19th century cocktail recipes for her young-adult birthday. It was unassuming, the cover having been designed for practicality rather than charm and the binding having yellowed except in white branches where the ink

Dolly Llama December 20, 2020March 15, 2021 Catastrophe Theory 13 Comments Read more

Grand Theft (Pt. I)

Grand Theft (Pt. I)

She was everywhere. The place where his toddler bed used to be. He could look right through the tile and remember the positioning of every irregular spot on that green carpet they had, the one he’d stared at and traced

Dolly Llama December 6, 2020February 23, 2021 Catastrophe Theory 8 Comments Read more

Catastrophe Theory Prologue: The Color of Fear

Catastrophe Theory Prologue: The Color of Fear

If, Through Loose Ends by Kendra Jeong-Espinosa If, through loose ends, we could resume Unrav’ling defects from the loom And soften as the shuttle mends— Then save for me a few loose ends! Should ringlets ‘bove the brow displace And

Dolly Llama November 21, 2020April 10, 2021 Catastrophe Theory 12 Comments Read more

Cover art for Apotheosis and Haunted

Cover art for Apotheosis and Haunted

Catastrophe Theory returns next week with a prologue, ‘The Color of Fear,’ before Book 3: Apotheosis starts proper on Dec. 6th! The index is live if you feel like browsing some chapter titles. These projects are ambitious enough to require

Dolly Llama November 14, 2020November 14, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 5 Comments Read more

(Digital) Inktober: Q & A with the Shallot-Lius

This week—uh, last week—I was supposed to let the characters answer questions posed to them by readers. So below, the two sims I’ve had the most practice drawing got to answer questions from me, the null reader. What’s fun about

Dolly Llama October 24, 2020October 25, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 11 Comments Read more

(Digital) Inktober: Character Design for ‘Haunted’ and Sarcastic Ghosts Mod

As those of you lovely human beings following this blog know, I’m using Inktober to push myself to publish wonky, mediocre digital art online so that I can release a spinoff comic, Haunted, in November. The idea being I’ll have

Dolly Llama October 11, 2020February 26, 2021 Catastrophe Theory 4 Comments Read more

(Digital) Inktober: Catastrophe Theory Character Portraits

So! As the insiders know, I’ve been learning to draw since June with the goal of releasing a comic in November. To practice, I’ve made some portraits for the character page! Here they are. I’ve earned maybe 3–4 skill points

Dolly Llama October 4, 2020October 15, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 9 Comments Read more

I Don’t Know How to Feel Real: Training Neural Nets on SimLit and Other Written Work

Neural nets have reached a level of comedy previously inaccessible to mankind. Given their inscrutable memes and inedible recipes, neural nets are nowhere near solving society’s problems, but they’ve mastered the art of making humans choke on their own spit

Dolly Llama September 27, 2020November 16, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 4 Comments Read more

20 Things in Catastrophe Theory Books I and II You May have Missed (Or Forgotten About)

Before Catastrophe Theory solidified into the emotional and philosophical mess it is today, it was a mess of a different sort: details, details, obscure references, intricately constructed jokes, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it jokes, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it major plot points, and captions lampshading those things. It

Dolly Llama September 19, 2020November 14, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 2 Comments Read more
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