It’s these guys again! Everyone try not to freak out! We last left the Jeong-Espinosa household, where Claudia prepared an early wedding gift worth… THIRTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. HOLY SMOKES. Ambrosia is a dish best served with your lover. Bernard receives
The Jeong-Espinosa Family: Surprise!
With emotions, Sims can now distinguish between actions that cause them pleasure and actions that cause them pain. Each choice they make leads to a neatly categorized moodlet: happiness at a nicely decorated room, or a good meal; sadness at
The Jensen-Liu Family: New Beginnings, or at least Sleeping with New People
Let’s see what Aileen is up to while her ex is being deliriously happy with his new fiancé. Shu’s ready to age up, which can only mean one thing: there’s about to be an extremely awkward party up in here
Xiyuan Liu/Lord Bernard Escargot Shallot IV: Vignettes from San Myshuno
(The events of this chapter take place either concurrently with Seven Days, or after. You’ll probably be able to tell which is which. This chapter is a lot shorter, a lot less bonkers, and yes, I am aware I have
Seven Days at the Von Haunt Estate
(Synopsis: This is a novella-length account of the courtship between my Sim, a recently outed divorcee, and Lord Shallot, an NPC ghost whom most players sympathize against. It’s proto-Haunted. It’s much shorter and not as good as Haunted proper. Still,
The Jensen-Liu Family: Aileen’s Life is One Big MF-ing Never-ending Party
SO SUCK IT, XIYUAN. You know what’s more fun than getting a divorce? Getting a divorce, but having a set of two friends you’re unable to divide up, and their stupid kids keep stupid getting older. Luckily, Aileen hasn’t been
The Jeong-Espinosa Family: Everyone Grows Up Except Mike
When we last left them, Mike was being an asshole, Charlie was being weird about this one kid, and Claudia was drowning herself in juice. She’s also pregnant. Other than queasiness and morning sickness, pregnant Sims have very few restrictions.
The Liu Family Makes a Tough Call
When we last saw the Liu family, we learned that I accidentally caused irreversible harm to one of my most treasured Sims, and started teetering on the verge of destroying two families at once. All we can do at this
The Jeong-Espinosa Family: Hitting the Juice
Previously, we were launched into the middle of the story of the Liu family, which is very likely to immediately fall apart right after their introduction. We now meet the other half of this dual legacy: the best friends and
Pay for Your Sims: The Gnome Dome Begins
Would you say that the machine was CRaZY???!!! – DIANETICS Informational DVD Chastity Keck was raised in the purity of the only true Truth: the Church of the Latter Day Saints as the realization of the gift granted to Joseph