Now the problem with introducing Bernard when we did is that we’ve bypassed the part of early CT where everyone and I mean everyone ships Yuan with Mike, then Bernard is introduced and the whole audience, including the author, loses their collective shit.

Anyone who’s read even a couple words of CT knows how much I like to breed dissent and confusion, and so my goal in at Haunted—at least in chapters 6 and 8—is to get people shipping him with Mike again. And they are dating in an alternate universe, because whenever I get up to freshen my tea, Yuan jumps into action and starts trying to get into the pants of someone new. (He knows.)