I had a friend in grad school who got a crush on every single one of his teachers. Shit’s funny as hell.

Fall 7, 1999? Yes, Fall 7. It should be a Saturday. I totally botched that on a previous page, but it’s fixed now.

UPDATE: I’m having mega work emotions right now (new job is a nightmare and I’m on the verge of quitting), but am trying to build up a buffer. Sorry for the delay!