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(Digital) Inktober: Catastrophe Theory Character Portraits

So! As the insiders know, I’ve been learning to draw since June with the goal of releasing a comic in November. To practice, I’ve made some portraits for the character page! Here they are. I’ve earned maybe 3–4 skill points

Dolly Llama October 4, 2020October 15, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 9 Comments Read more

I Don’t Know How to Feel Real: Training Neural Nets on SimLit and Other Written Work

Neural nets have reached a level of comedy previously inaccessible to mankind. Given their inscrutable memes and inedible recipes, neural nets are nowhere near solving society’s problems, but they’ve mastered the art of making humans choke on their own spit

Dolly Llama September 27, 2020November 16, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 4 Comments Read more

20 Things in Catastrophe Theory Books I and II You May have Missed (Or Forgotten About)

Before Catastrophe Theory solidified into the emotional and philosophical mess it is today, it was a mess of a different sort: details, details, obscure references, intricately constructed jokes, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it jokes, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it major plot points, and captions lampshading those things. It

Dolly Llama September 19, 2020November 14, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 2 Comments Read more

Interlude: Calendar of Extras

So! Book II is done. Dunno about you guys, but I could use a breather. For those of you not on the forums, I’ve released some questions to get a discussion started (linked here). Should be fun! I’ve seen amazing

Dolly Llama September 13, 2020October 27, 2020 Catastrophe Theory No Comments Read more

Marigolds/Cempasúchil

by Kendra Jeong-Espinosa She never saw the marigolds, the blooms that grew today, Releasing airy flecks of gold that rose into the grey; Their petals in the sunlight burned and then, as ash, to earth returned As if to leave

Dolly Llama September 8, 2020October 28, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 12 Comments Read more

The Reaper’s White Elephant (Part V)

Start from Part I The shade cast by the temporary altar let the summer heat trickle through, enough to tug at the armpits but not enough to complain about if you practically lived in a tux. Xiyuan had slept in

Dolly Llama August 22, 2020November 24, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 16 Comments Read more

The Reaper’s White Elephant (Part IV)

Start from Part I Myshuno Meadows, for all the work the landscapers took to cram as much nature as possible into a painfully efficient 64×64 grid, wasn’t so much the oasis the city planners told people it was. There was

Dolly Llama August 9, 2020October 28, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 14 Comments Read more

The Reaper’s White Elephant (Part III)

Start from Part I “Your children?” “Yeah, were you watching Hector at the funeral? He was staring at me the whole time like I took the last doughnut. In the world.” Xiyuan found himself trapped in an odd corner of

Dolly Llama August 2, 2020January 12, 2021 Catastrophe Theory 16 Comments Read more

The Reaper’s White Elephant (Part II)

Start from Part I The reception wasn’t nearly as suffocating as the ceremony. Without a tense central narrative to unite the mourners in their discomfort, and without the noon sun baking them in their suits and full makeup, they could

Dolly Llama July 26, 2020December 4, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 12 Comments Read more

The Reaper’s White Elephant (Part I)

Mike stood alone in front of a waterfall of marigolds. Early in the day, the sun cast a shadow over the mourners, but as the day went on, it would bring out the translucent stunning-orange brilliance of the floral display

Dolly Llama July 19, 2020July 29, 2020 Catastrophe Theory 15 Comments Read more
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