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The shade cast by the temporary altar let the summer heat trickle through, enough to tug at the armpits but not enough to complain about if you practically lived in a tux. Xiyuan had slept in stiffer collars and worse conditions. Disregarding tolerance, if he was able to notice the hairs on the back of his hand prickling in the warmth, it meant he had the presence of mind to do so. And that was progress.

“I’m still not sure what came over me. Thanks again.” If the shock had any benefit, it was that resetting his focus allowed Xiyuan to stabilize after a quick but heartfelt chat. He tried to smile at Bernard. “What happened after I left?”

“Has the mood lightened enough for us to speak candidly?”

“Distract me. Please. I could use a return to normality.”

“In that case, I’m afraid it will be at least another week before we can have him around for cards.”

Because Xiyuan would recognize ‘normalcy’ as a needless variant, that’s why

“Great. I suspect you enjoyed yourself, then.”

“I certainly did! Let’s consider this an opportunity to branch out. It’ll be a nice change of pace for you to lose to someone else.”

He could’ve mockingly said “Brilliant,” but Yuan’s dry, barely-perceptible sarcasm is a different flavor than Bernard’s dry, barely-perceptible sarcasm

“Yes, I can’t miss a single lesson in humility before I revert to my pretentious ways.” Xiyuan touched Bernard’s cheek. On the tailcoat closet’s top shelf was a retractable ruler to solve the recurring problem of one partner accidentally choosing a jacket tailored for the other, though checking the inner-pocket embroidery was usually faster. “And you can be in charge of lunch and hors d’oeuvres. I look forward to an under-seasoned, fibrous, post-spaghetti mass, an unopened box of cereal—also under-seasoned somehow—and a flaming bag of chips, ‘flaming’ referring to de facto combustion rather than metaphorical capsaicin content. Sorry. Crisps.”

“It’ll take more than that to embarrass me. Flambéing is a well-known specialty of mine.”

A sound behind them shocked the couple into detangling. Leaving space for the Social Bunny, as high-school dance chaperones would put it. Kendra dropped into the far seat with enough force for little sheets of grass to pool up behind the legs.

“Hello, Kendra.” Xiyuan’s tone suggested their previous conversation hadn’t been particularly funerary, at least to his blue-blood standards. As if he’d ever had to err on the side of caution around her.

“Are you here to speak with Xiyuan? I can leave you two alone.” Bernard didn’t give Kendra time to respond before rising from his seat to examine the hanging marigolds.

“Actually, I’m here to talk to you.” Moving to the seat Bernard had left brought her slightly closer to the funeral display.

“Alright.” He rejoined the conversation, occupying the far seat. “What is it, then?”

anyone who’s played the game knows there’s going to be a lot more lampshading along the lines of “and then they switched seats for no reason whatsoever”

“Bernard, what’s it like to die?”

If Xiyuan had been sitting under a roof, his head would have hit it. “Kendra!”

BBD!Nard be like, all this guy knows is twerk, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie

Bernard shrugged. “I got used to it.”

“But what did the actual moment of death feel like?”

“Kendra!” This is the kind of shit Xiyuan wouldn’t stand for; she knew that perfectly well. “Where is this coming from?”

yuan utterly failing on the knowing-what-to-do-with-his-hands front

She put on a show of nonchalance. “Does this really surprise you? We’re at a funeral where one of the attendees has actually died. I can’t believe no one’s talking about it.”

“No one? You walked in on him casually deploying gallows humor.”

“I mean, besides him.” Kendra regretted choosing the seat she did, smack in the middle of a nonverbal exchange. “And in a semi-private conversation. It’s not like he’s stealing the show.”

“Right, but although he has no boundaries around me, it’s different with you here.” She looked at Bernard, who nodded. No doubt Xiyuan was at work behind her making eight facial expressions in three seconds that amounted to a paragraph’s worth of information. If they wanted to make her explain herself again, fine. She’d play her hand. Dead mother trumps decorum.

“Look, you know people mourn in their own ways. I don’t know how to feel, honestly, other than confused. Sad doesn’t begin to cover it. This whole thing came out of nowhere. It’s like, I need to feel close to her to move on, I need to know how she felt. And there’s only one person here who can tell me that.” She let her guard down and her eyes strayed toward the urn. It’s so small, too small. There should be a law against putting someone who days ago was talking about how many birds she saw on vacation into a vessel the size of a soup pot. She jerked back to come face-to-face with Bernard. “Can I borrow you for a moment?”

Xiyuan must have lost the silent argument, because he got up. “Alright, I’m out. I don’t want to hear my husband describing his own violent and untimely death while your mother’s violent and untimely death—I remind you—is fresh in all of our minds.”

“I’ll be right here, love.” Bernard caught Xiyuan before he reached the stage and kissed him on the cheek.

while we’re on the topic of relationships, picture two people: one is using a Soviet handgun to open a beer and the other spent the entire day on then ate two vegetarian samosas and passed out on the floor. Guess which one is my SO and which is Simister’s

Kendra moved back to the far seat and leaned toward Bernard as he joined her. “Right, I’ll try to speak quietly.”

“I can still hear you. Wait.” Xiyuan held up a finger and turned over his left shoulder. “Is there someone else?”

the fuckin’ sad walk. He’s just so sad

Kendra followed his gaze to Shu and Jasper. Impeccable timing; it’s as if he sensed when his father needed a member of the younger generation to keep him occupied. Impeccable but also slightly creepy. He’s good, but not that good. There was a chance Shu had gone searching for his father and just now happened to show up with the child distraction, and she’d have to text him later about how astonishing a coincidence it was.

Bernard scoffed. She leaned in toward him, making sure he noticed her eyes rolling. “Yeah, I’m not making a beeline for the kid either. We’ll just stay in our zone.”

Shu conversing in his father’s native language reminded Kendra of “Flight of the Bumblebee”—but less relentless—and Xiyuan responded just as fluidly and melodically. Jasper took it up an octave. And her only choice was to watch, since Bernard’s attention was also on the exchange. She caught a single ‘Xishu’ and was proud of herself for it. Not much else. After enthusiastic nodding from all parties, Jasper took off down the aisle, leading Shu by the hand. Xiyuan addressed Bernard before following.

Bernard turned to her, likely sensing her bemusement. “He’s going to mentor the child in piano.”

I apologize for there being zero adorable montages of Bernard learning Mandarin, which is coincidentally the most common spoken dialect of mónǐ shìmín yǔ

“Figures, for him. But kind of a weird thing to do at a funeral.”

“What’s that you said? People mourn in their own ways. These ceremonies are for the living.”

“Yeah, I suppose you don’t get to go to your own funeral.”

“You don’t feel the pain of your own absence, either. That’s a problem to be dealt with by everyone else.”

“I mean, I guess, but if it’s so traumatic for the living to deal with, why can you crack jokes? I’m not buying that the mourners have it worse than the person who actually died.”

“Would you like me to be candid even if it may scare you?”

“Lay it on me. The more info the better.”

yeah, I’m going into the Dostoevsky-inspired section right off the eat hot chip & lie joke; FUCK REGISTER

“Yes, it was frightening. What are you expecting me to say?” Though it might have been wishful thinking on her part, his voice cracked momentarily. “It’s not one of those sensations one can readily put into words. Though, come to think of it, I’m sure you’ve had comparable experiences on a smaller scale. Have you ever been overwhelmed by eating something spicy?”

“Of course. Spice Fest curry challenge. I was nine and dumb.” Not that he’d asked for such information, but she still felt compelled to offer it.

“Well, in that case, I’m sure you had some knowledge of what ‘spicy’ meant before, and expected that familiarity to guide you through.” Kendra nodded. “And so the building sensation immediately after the first bite didn’t take you by surprise. But when your sinuses started burning past what you’d thought possible, you had no recourse. Simply knowing what it meant for a dish to be spicy wasn’t enough. Worrying that it might be worse than anything you’ve ever experienced before would not have prepared you. Pain? Burning? Worse? These are nothing but words! And the only words that escape from a tortured throat are pleas. The fire steals until there is nothing left to burn. Years after it has ended, you may feel it; it may only take the mention of the offending food, or a flash of color, or a smell, and the memory corrupts your breath to remind you how little time has passed, despite how long it may seem. But this pain arises from shock, and shock is a luxury you do not have in the moment. It only surfaces after you’ve been granted temporary respite. So you’ll have to forgive me when I claim that the feeling is indescribable, although I hope I’ve been poetic enough in my explanation to impress upon you why this is the case.”

“Yes. It’s worse than I could imagine, and if I try to relate it back to what I’ve been through, I’m always going to miss the mark. If I get what you’re saying, knowing that is the best I can do right now.” The dull sensation rushed Kendra’s tastebuds, flooded her soft palate, and escaped through her nose. “It’s like having survived a traumatic event, but you didn’t actually survive.”


“What were you thinking about? Did your life flash before your eyes?”

Bernard was hunched over, not so much inspecting the marigolds in his field of vision as threatening them with a good old-fashioned telekinetic plucking. “Right, that’s the cliché, isn’t it? But in a burning house, although you suspect you’re going to die any minute, you don’t know which moment is your last. Any time you can buy while pushing away the dread is not spent on reflection, rather, you do anything you can think of to escape. And I unwisely elected to put out the fire until it was too late to run, and I shouldn’t have to explain the outcome of that. By the time you draw your last breath, you realize the time you spent flailing about was wasted, and you have but a moment to decide between reflecting on who you’ve become and not squandering your one last chance to rescue yourself. See, that is, you are unable to reflect on the possibility that you could die, because you are already dying. Worrying about what could happen is something we can do only when there is nothing more pressing to worry about in the moment. I imagine that my mind may have gone there if death were certain and inevitable, but as it happened, I could not convince myself to give up on my own survival.”

“Until you came back.”

“Yes, and it would have been much easier not to! What it feels like as the last moment of life leaves your body, I can only describe as ‘nothing.’ You can see nothing in pitch black, but to not only see nothing, but to feel, experience, think, or be nothing is—it is not peaceful! It cannot be. It is nothing. In sleep, even dreamless sleep, you still experience the passage of time. When you wake up gasping to catch your own last breath, how much later would you expect it to be? Because it could have been seconds, days, or years, and you would have no way of knowing. By then, there’s no point in reflecting on your past self. It’s like waking up to realize what came before was real and you are now the dream. You are your own fading memory and your own last breath. The life you clung to has been corrupted! Even coming back, as I have, the person you were before no longer exists—yes, it would have been much easier to simply fade away!

“And so the moment of death itself is jarring, as is the realization that you’ve been dragged back gasping and violated, but it doesn’t end at that! The next moment you’re awake in your own house and where there were once personal effects scattered about, the entire place seems eerily clean. Not a speck of ash in sight, either; if Mimsy hadn’t resurfaced along with me, I would have doubted my own memory, clear as it was. The only word I can think to describe it is cold. It was as if my pallor had infected the house itself. And yet despite having no living relatives, Mimsy and I were so lucky as to have tourists passing by each year, keeping the house warm, as it were, and our memory alive. I believe that’s why our spirits persisted for so long. I gave the onlookers somewhat of a peace offering: I let up a bit so that the hedge maze was usable again, and focused on painting. Before, I had a habit of giving bad directions and pretending the walls were alive. That, I’ll admit. So we kept the estate bustling with life in a way we could not, but it was a reminder that in truth, we hadn’t belonged there since that day.”

“And what happened when you got over the initial shock?”

you’ll see this in Haunted if I ever get good enough at drawing: Bernard’s main hobbies are trolling people and trolling people. There are evil ghosts, and malevolent trickster ghosts, and then there are ghosts who are like I’m an extravert pay attention to meeeeeeeeee

“That’s assuming one can get over the initial shock. People who haven’t come back from death tend to focus on the flight and possession aspects of being a spirit—the physical parts—but the most substantial change, by far, is to your mind. You do not feel what it is like to choke into nothingness only once. Oh no! To come back is to relive it without cease or repentance. I’ve been fighting it off the whole service. I’m fighting it off as we speak. When I thought about why I’d come back, and the usual reasons a spirit would be restless, I used to believe undeath itself was vengeance for Mimsy’s and my killer. Think about it! There was a chance to forget my crime and the smoke in my throat and the bubbling away of my own skin and that wretched nothingness, and for whatever reason, I passed up on that chance.”

“Whoa.” The way Kendra’s train of thought was going reminded her of the Hydra: every question she asked caused three more to burst from the amnion covering what should have been an open wound. “So it’s not just that one moment, it’s a permanent change. So when—if—I see my mother again, that’s what she’s going to be dealing with.”

“I believe our experiences will differ, but there is one thing I can say for sure. She will not be the same. No one could die and come back the same on the other end.”

“She can still resurrect herself, like you did.”

had I chosen to study developmental biology, I’d be gunning to get my hands on one of them hydras

“She can! But what strikes me is how the living speak of loss. It’s a loss for you! As for the undead, we gained something we never asked for, the feeling of our own expiration. That split second of nothingness. A dreadful burden! I can build a life to replace what’s been taken away from me, I can recover my joy and my body, but I can never get rid of these memories.”

drop the chapter title kendra DROP THE TITLE

“So you’re saying it seems like you get cool powers as a ghost, but the memories of death are actually like an unwanted gift from the reaper that you can’t get rid of.”

“That’s as best I can describe it. As you see me today, Kendra, I cannot be said to have lost my life or body. Only my past, and death is hardly the only event that can uproot your life in that manner.”

“Fascinating. Seriously. I’m not kidding when I say I can’t believe no one’s talking about this.” Herself included. She imagined some interfamilial conspiracy to keep the girl who, despite her aesthetic, was inarguably a poser when it came to matters of death, from grabbing a coffee with the actual resurrected poltergeist. But on second thought, Bernard had shed his visual indicators of undead-ness, the emotional transparency and all, by the time she’d met him, and her inexperienced teenage self had fallen into the trap of viewing him and Xiyuan as a single unit that under no circumstances was to be removed from the pedestal, having even less exposure than the unhappy adults subject to The Timer, the one where retching was near-inevitable, like how the general public can enjoy a gymnastics performance but it takes effort for the amateur gymnast to tamp down their feelings of fuck you for being better than me. They didn’t hang with the same groups either, though she was beginning to see the appeal. “You’re talking about death as a form of trauma—and now that I say it out loud, it makes sense, given that we can come back—but it’s not something I would have come up with on my own. No, really! This would help a lot of people! It’s already helping me.”

“I’m glad I can be of assistance.”

“No, even, when you think about the number of people who’ve died, or the people who haven’t but are still walking around with different levels of trauma, this would be groundbreaking. You need to write a freaking book or something. Like I’m thinking about it again now, and I can’t believe how many people have died but how few actual resources there are on the emotional part of death and resurrection. How come you never talk about this?” She was already envisioning weekly meetings, Bernard holding a glass of nectar and looking grounded in his ethereal apartment while the two of them planned a poetic revolution. At least he could answer her questions if nothing else. If there was one thing bugging her in particular, Kendra wasn’t clear on the ‘nothing’ part: she recognized that in order to experience that ‘nothing,’ one would still have to have a consciousness, but she wasn’t going to write off the idea entirely.

“Because it’s not something one can communicate, it’s something you have to experience for yourself. I could never do it justice. Kendra, even an attempt to describe it is going to give people misplaced confidence that they understand.”

“I don’t know, Bernard, I think there’s a level between capturing it accurately and trivializing it with these jokes.”

can funerals have an MVP

“As if there were a proper way to handle this issue with the living? You understand, there are benefits and drawbacks to whatever I do, and this way our families don’t question the topic further—usually—or trouble themselves needlessly with my well-being. Would you believe me if I said this was for Yuan’s sake? Have you seen how restless he gets when I have a burden he can’t share? I’d rather have him rolling his eyes at me.” He may have smirked while Kendra wasn’t looking. “But with a young lady like yourself with such a curiosity, and at such a time, there’s no use hiding it.”

“Yeah, I’m always down to talk about this kind of stuff. But I have to ask, can you actually recover from something like that? Are you honest-to-god doing okay now?” It was the least direct way she could think of to let him know the indifference came off so, so much more disturbing than he intended.

And as expected, he was still fidgeting and staring at the plants as coolly as if she’d asked about his favorite drink. “You’ll have to remember I’m a century into undeath. While you may be hearing of this for the first time, it’s old hat for me. In the time you’ve known me, have I ever struck you as a man troubled beyond repair? Or do I seem content most days?”

“I mean.” She gestured toward Xiyuan, who was cruelly facepalming at Jasper’s piano inexperience. “You did luck out.”

Aileen’s swayin’ in the background here

“And drawing on your observations, how long per day do you think we spend reflecting on my death, and how much do you think my mistakes, relative to other qualities, factored into his decision to pursue me?”

“Uh, not long and not much.”

“So what does it matter how the world sees me? What you have to understand is that the world sees what you put in front of it. I used to think my lot in life was to work hard to offset myself from my lack of talent. And when I spent those years painting, it was making up for lost time, in my eyes. Time that was lost because I was fundamentally broken. At least I thought. What reason would a viewer have for appreciating the work of one who killed his wife and suffered daily for it, as opposed to the work of a healthy, more prolific artist with a spotless record? Then it took but one person to realize I was more than my skill and faults.”

“Yes. We get it. You two are adorable.”

“No, Kendra, I am referring to myself.” He did that on purpose. Jackass. “If I considered myself unworthy of living because of my past mistakes, nothing he could have done could change that. When you hate yourself, it’s easier to live for someone else—it’s true! But that was never his role. Rather, I realized how pointless it is to center your own guilt when what truly matters is the person you’ve harmed. I trained myself to focus on Mimsy’s well-being, my work, the few people who would talk to me. Anyone or anything except myself, really. And the guilt started to quiet down. And I could be alone with my thoughts long before I met any of you. And the memories are still there, but further and further between. And it occurred to me, Kendra, that a restless spirit may not be searching to change the world, for vengeance or other purposes, but may simply be grasping at that desire to recover. And so I had been content, or some form of it, long before we met.”

So if Kendra was getting this, you have to find peace to find peace—partial peace that accumulates, maybe? A spend-money-to-make-money situation? “Do you think it’s possible for my mother to heal?”

“Do I think it’s possible? Now what way would I have of knowing that?”

“C’mon, can you even just speculate?”

“What I hope I’ve impressed upon you, Kendra, is that while my situation proves it is possible to mentally recover from death to some extent, the approach I take may not work for everyone, and it may not even be the tidiest. That’s why I’m reluctant to give you a clear answer aside from the fact that it is her responsibility alone. But if you want a role, clearly she’ll need you and your brother to keep her connection to the physical world. Were you hoping to say anything to her when she resurfaces?”

“Oh, about that.” She had one toe on the ground, tracing a divot into the grass, and pleasantly noted that the dirt would be harder to spot against her warm-toned black shoe. “Yeah, so I guess what I’m hoping to talk about most is more for my own sake than hers—what you said about intentionality, the meaning of her death totally changes if you know everyone’s intentions. Hers most of all. They’re the hardest for me to get at, and I don’t think anyone else is going to try. But now I’m getting the sense that I should only push that way if it’s going to help her.”

“You’re right; if you hadn’t already said so, I would have advised that you allow her to control the conversation. One other thing. No matter how long you’ve spent waiting, remember that inactive spirits feel no passage of time. Her first appearance will probably be spent in shock.”

“Sounds like the things she needs to change are under her control.”

“Hers alone.”

“Not mine. I’ll accept that.”

Kendra hadn’t noticed the switch, but realized she’d stopped watching Bernard think as he spoke, her eyes resting instead on the urn. She couldn’t hear Bernard’s words in her mother’s voice. The parts of Claudia that Kendra carried with her cried out in sympathy, what she understood as a magnetic yearning, a channel between them blocked by a single sensation. An experience confined to a fraction of a second. The bond had always been there, and she was aware of it now more than ever, the obstruction keeping her in place so that she could look in any direction but not reach any of what she wanted.

“But damn, Bernard, I can’t stop thinking back to that moment of terror. That bit of nothing you’re talking about. It may be one part and yet it seems like the key to the whole thing.”

“That’s our nature, isn’t it? To give our attention to whatever grabs it first. And it bothers us when the matter pushed to the front of our mind is one we don’t understand.”

“True, there’s no tension when you’re focused on the easy bits.” Which Kendra wasn’t entirely against: this kind of conversation takes weeks to process and you may as well look at cats while doing it. “But this is all too much. I need to break it. I need something else.”

“That’s to be expected. If I may, what I said about awareness goes both ways. We’re quite good at ignoring things that don’t beg for our attention. Imagine you’ve cut your finger. Now we know the cut is there because we feel pain at the site, and although it takes but a second for the wound to form, it may hurt for days before it closes fully. And how do we know whether the cut is healing? We do not feel it! We infer from our other senses. Healing is silent. The cut is not.” He re-crossed his legs in the other direction. “Put another way, sometimes pain is fast and contentment is slow, and other times it’s the opposite. My point being that we tend to ignore the slow parts if we’re not looking for them.”

aw fuck this chapter is about math isn’t it

“Huh.” She gave in, allowing herself to be drawn toward her mother’s remains. Bernard stayed put. “I get what you’re saying. If you’re not looking past the obvious, it’s not the details you’re missing, it’s the entire picture.”

It was the closest she’d been so far. Claudia’s urn was three steps away. Three steps and a chasm and a bridge that hadn’t been built. Three steps and a lifetime’s reassurance of love, an unknowable moment; a wish to pacify her mother and the part of herself filled with yearning, but that was only a fantasy; a wish that the sensation would stay a part of her, but the scream would go to a low hum, in a way she hadn’t yet figured out; whatever distance there was and the century it might take for some future generation to look at her and see someone inspiring and unbroken. Time either wasted or invested on a desire she couldn’t tell was selfish or selfless.

And around her, tens if not hundreds of seminal moments passed by unnoticed, while her surroundings’ decaying physicality threatened more still. She’d spent a day idle. Her relationships stagnated. The furniture was wearing down. She was one day older.

“And I’m listening.”

She closed her eyes and let herself drift into the field of marigolds.

The Reaper’s White Elephant (Part V)
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17 thoughts on “The Reaper’s White Elephant (Part V)

  • August 22, 2020 at 11:21 am

    Yours is In our house, we do our chess watching on Chess24 (go Magnus! And I’m an honorary citizen of Janistan) and our play at liichess. I actually don’t play, but a game is going on in our house about 7 hours of every day.

  • August 22, 2020 at 11:36 am

    I think it sometimes happens that we see fields of flowers when someone passes.

    This is a very beautiful chapter.

    And I like the way you handled musical chairs in the beginning!

    • August 22, 2020 at 11:35 pm

      Musical chairs? There’s some slang I haven’t heard and am now going to use forever! You KNOW it wasn’t intentional; you know Bernard’s AI decided right then to check out the art and Kendra claimed his seat from a million miles away, and I was stuck there like, dude. Dude. But I had to use the wrong-place seating photos so I could throw in the hand confusion reference for you.

      I am indeed married to the nerd. You didn’t need me to confirm that! We haven’t heard of Chess24, though. Just the Twitch streamer tournament my spouse is obsessed with.

  • August 22, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    I’m glad to see Xiyuan’s settled down a bit, though to be fair, I wouldn’t have been mad if we’d gotten to see Mike with a ‘Yuan-inflicted shiner in this chapter. Just sayin’. (But that’s not what Claudia would have wanted.)

    Idk, I’m not sure why, but for me at least, the transitions from hot (+/- actually on fire) chip to hot (spicy) curry to Bernard’s heartfelt speech about what it felt like to die (in a fire, also hot) were extremely effective.

    I don’t believe I saw a single dialogue tag in here, but everyone’s speech patterns are distinct enough to immediately disambiguate. Yussss. Also extremely effective. And I totally dig Xiyuan and Bernard’s dry banter. Good stuff, dude.

    Kendra hadn’t noticed the switch, but realized she’d stopped watching Bernard think as he spoke, her eyes resting instead on the urn. She couldn’t hear Bernard’s words in her mother’s voice. The parts of Claudia that Kendra carried with her cried out in sympathy, what she understood as a magnetic yearning, a channel between them blocked by a single sensation. An experience confined to a fraction of a second. It had always been there, and she was aware of it now more than ever, the obstruction keeping her in place so that she could look in any direction but not reach any of what she wanted.

    I can hear the wheels turning. Kendraaaaa… what’re you thinking there girl…

    • August 22, 2020 at 10:33 pm

      Pffftt. I appreciate—genuinely appreciate, not being sarcastic—that you know there are some aspects of the story I can’t reveal yet, and so have taken it upon yourself to dust off your megaphone in the comments and say HEY GUYS DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME XIYUAN ALMOST ATTACKED MIKE, ALSO KENDRA IS SURPRISINGLY CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT DEATH FEELS LIKE, ISN’T SHE? We’ll see whether anyone notices this exchange.

      What’s funny is that the ‘hot’ theme wasn’t planned, but I noticed it 75% of the way through and was like fuck it we’re doing this. And I think I lose points for not taking it to its natural conclusion, which is of course Claudia=sun.

      The dialogue tags—haha, that’s such a literary thing to notice. I think this chapter needed two action beats total to provide attribution, both for Xiyuan: “Hello, Kendra,” and the first time he said “Kendra!” To be fair, most of the chapter is a conversation between two people, and I exploited Kendra’s lack of Mandarin knowledge to dodge the four-person conversation. Glad someone’s here to catch the sneaky tricks I pull to avoid attribution tags; also I’ll occasionally use pronouns in a beat just to flex, lol.

      You know Haunted is 110% dry banter, you know it.

  • August 23, 2020 at 9:03 am

    Oof I get the message Bernard is trying to tell her but that’s like 10% of what he’s saying. I’m missing stuff. I don’t know if I can pick it up but I’m going to try but I’m going to write this comment anyway because I don’t know if I’ll able to this time. I’ve never thought about things like this. XD

    • August 23, 2020 at 12:59 pm

      Ahahaha. You’ve inspired me to do a silly summary; it might not be helpful but I love writing these.

      kenny: what’s it feel like to die
      bernard: it sucked
      b: really sucked
      b: not my best day
      b: think like you ate something REALLY spicy and you couldn’t taste anything ever again
      k: idk what you’re talking about but i’ll take your word for it
      b: pretty stressful when you know you’re going to die soon but not when, tbh
      k: like it doesn’t work like the execution scene in part I, ch. 5 of The Idiot?
      b: that is exactly what i was thinking, yes. also i have hella PTSD and the time jumps make me go ‘wtf’s going on’
      k: does that mean claudia’s gonna have hella PTSD and time jump confusion
      b: yes
      b: duh
      k: ok so first i was confused b/c i was trying to figure out mike’s intentions, then aileen told me that mike’s intentions aren’t as important as claudia’s, and now you’re telling me to forget about all that and just focus on healing because she’s permanently fucked up now?
      b: yeh
      k: honestly fuckin’ sweet to know because the living are like wololo ghost and if you’re not ghost anymore we forget it, we don’t think about death as trauma. write a book
      b: it’s not like people are gonna understand death by reading a book
      k: still more productive than jokes about cooking yourself
      b: hey
      b: i’m british
      b: and married to a ball of emotions
      b: who needs to be distracted with shiny objects or else he gets super sad thinking about it
      k: the jokes are still pretty fucked up
      b: srsly i’m ok
      b: it’s not like all i do all day is run around angsting about my own death
      b: here is an eloquent summary of how i was able to lead a fulfilling life despite my permanent trauma-induced mental issues
      k: that doesn’t apply to me so i’mma kind of gloss over it
      k: holy shit your relationship is cute though like #GOALS you two
      k: do you think mom can find peace in death?
      b: it’s possible
      k: there’s so much i didn’t know about my mother and now i reeeally want to connect with her
      k: like really a lot
      k: but now i don’t think i can do that unless i know what dying feels like
      k: gee, i sure wonder what dying feels like
      b: i’m saying something really philosophically important right now
      k: that’s cool but i still
      k: REALLY
      k: feel like i need to die to really get it
      k: did i mention i am a horror poet looking to capture unexplored parts of the sim experience, and have already done weird shit like get strangerville-infected on purpose, and know i can easily come back from the dead, and now have a heavy emotional motive to experience death itself?
      k: wink wink nudge nudge, yes you the reader

      • August 24, 2020 at 12:09 pm

        I laughed at this! Thank you it’s very helpful! I was hoping to unsee it as I reread but I was putting two and two together so ok I read it again while pairing the story with the summary. xD

        Personally I still think Bernard should publish a book. People will never be able to capture it fully, but it will open doors for future research in the area. This uh.. topic will never be fully explored and understood since proving it or experiencing it means death and coming back, but that didn’t stop the so many theories that currently exists and that current technology cannot prove. If anything it sounds like Bernard is not the only undead in this universe. His book could potentially help the others who are living with this predicament. I know he’s not interested and I suppose he’s worried about how Yuan will take it knowing this side of his husband, but Yuan doesn’t seem that fragile that Bernard has to censor parts of himself like that. But oh well, Bernard has come to ‘peace’ with it, so fine.

        Ooh gosh as I was reading one of Bernard’s paragraph of words it reminded me of Grim. Grimmy is not that eloquent because the writer isn’t but lol the meaning of their words is the same! I’m so amused. xD

        Following the logic of this universe, I’m thinking for sims who die peacefully in their sleep, they wouldn’t view death the way Bernard does, and maybe for those who die of old age, they wouldn’t either. (?) but maybe they do if they have regrets. It sounds like for ‘resurrection to take place’ the passed being must want to survive. In that sense there’s a chance Claudia wouldn’t come back then since it seemed like in her last moments she wasn’t grasping at survival. She was reflecting on who she’d become. I’m so sad.

        I reread the last few paragraphs of your story several times but I can’t connect it with the last line of your summary. And that line bothers me 🙁 I’m still dealing with loss of Claudia. And just curious, Kendra seems oddly composed and objective at her mom’s funeral. I can’t tell what grief stage she’s in. And I didn’t read enough to konw if she’s the kind that can push things out of her mind when embarking on a mystery. Just an observation.

      • August 28, 2020 at 7:36 pm

        The last couple of sentences in the summary don’t correspond to the last couple of paragraphs; those paragraphs are just “I am sad my mom died. I want to connect with her.” I hope that helps.

        Sims who die in their sleep would totally experience death in a different way—and ouch, it’s true Claudia could not come back. The catch is, I’m letting the story reveal itself as I go, so I don’t even know whose interpretation is correct or what’s going to happen to her!

        Kendra’s feelings here are complex and don’t match exactly with the stages of grief: right now she’s mostly confused and is acting like understanding what happened will help her sort out how she should feel about it.

        And hey, you never know, Bernard could still write that book 😀

  • August 24, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    EAT HOT CHIP AND LIE lololololololol i die. I am dead. Yes. I have written my next BBD Bernard scene. There is an easter egg for CT Bernard.

    I also guessed! But mainly for vegetable samosas + nap reasons.

    I want to say so many things about Bernard’s meditation on death but I’m almost 100% convinced I will spoil my own story. So I’m going to focus on this instead (don’t worry, I will come back with SO MUCH THOUGHTS):

    So, you’ve been inspiring me to think a little more meta and maybe this is just influenced by own game play, but hear me out:

    Kendra is a few generations in. Depending on your lifespan settings, she represents a pretty substantial investment of gameplay time. And if you’re putting in the time to encounter the sort of rich, lush life she has in the game — you’ve gotta invest in a lot of rotational play and a lot of hours of generating your own drama and story development. I mean, whole books could be written on the topic of story progression and the emotion system in the Sims 4 but suffice it to say: you’ve got to carefully orchestrate a lot of your own storytelling.

    And yes its a dollhouse and yes you don’t have to “win” anything, but also if left to their own devices your sims will mainly generate a desire to practice making drinks, type on the computer, or play with that goddamn ball of clay. They are in a wacky universe, but they are not quite wacky enough to make it interesting (for example, they do not autonomously, try to start a grilled cheese cult. And they aren’t quite “regular” enough to have depth (sure, maybe self-assured sims get promoted faster but also maybe they have a bigger negative response to something like a break-up because it shakes the confidence level they are so used to having).

    Anyways, my point is that you might start out with all the regular “life stuff.” House? Check. Kids? Check. Top of career? Check. And then you play a bit longer and you realize you gotta spice things up and so there is some personal drama: divorce, drinking problems, infidelity. Basically, these little pixel people get to run wild.

    But that too gets a little old hat. And then you hit a point in gameplay where you’re ready to explore all sorts of worlds and careers and in-game easter eggs just to get that excitement. Play StrangerVille, but as a zombie. Try to level of your witch powers so you can overthrow the Sages. Purposefully die so you can try to come back to life.

    Curiosity. Beautiful morbid curiosity.

    We can talk about all the emotional and story reasons that Kendra is freer than her mother, why she is focused on career and self-development and all sorts of things that make her not prey for someone like her father.

    But I wonder if the meta reason, the game reason is that Kendra is the sim we get when we’ve invested too much time playing the vanilla way and have generated enough of our own storyline drama that we can finally just throw off all the chains and get down to some weird shit.

    If you ever want to do a crossover AU where Kendra meets the God of Death, you just let me know.

    • August 25, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      I love that we’re both writing stories because we weren’t getting what we needed out of existing ones, and in the process of trying to fill that gap, both stories are converging on similar themes. Hearing what you have to say has been incredibly rewarding—and healing!—and I’m grateful you’ve put in the time that you have to write a story society needs far, far more than most of the straightforward ones. Really. There’s something in just about every chapter that makes me think, that’s so awesome, why can’t that be one of the things that popular media does to death, rather than comparing teenage girl nipples to increasingly nonsensical foods? And then I immediately answer it with, duh.

      (Minor sad-face trope subversion in this chapter: I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE the way romantic relationships between white and Asian people are portrayed in media—oh god, why do people tolerate Miss Saigon, and even South Pacific for that matter—and wanted just one goddamn story that showed the white dude going out of his way to learn his spouse’s native language. Also, this conversation is between two bisexual characters, but, given the subject matter, who’s gonna notice?)

      Yep! Kendra is absolutely That One Sim you get when you’re bored of playing god and need to push the game’s boundaries. The meta-progression through Book I practically confirms it. I’ll add that there are aspects of control, projection, and autonomy at play here. Book I was limited to actions the sims could (and did) perform on their own, while Book II is centered around a couple key player-induced events in a short time period that were inspired by her existing understanding of the characters and their universe. There’s easily enough material there to write an essay. But I won’t! So you can ruminate on Kendra and Claudia in that context: the second-gen sims came of age when the author knew she was writing a story, the first-gen sims were established well before the author intended to document their behavior. Xiyuan is another interesting first-gen sim to compare Kenny to. They’re both known, in-universe and out-, for being completely fucking nuts. Yet Kendra represents a hybrid of her own nuttiness and the author’s nuttiness, and Yuan went batshit of his own accord when he was given the tiniest sliver of freedom. Still can’t get over it. Fucking G.O.A.T.

      You already know what’s coming, so I’ll speak frankly. We’re at a turning point. Right now it’s hard to convince people to read Catastrophe Theory because the things I like about it are subjective and nebulous, but despite all the crap going on, it’s still “that story where [X important event happens].” And now we finally have an idea of what that seminal event might be. Yesssss.

      I’m hyped to read your essay response to (Hot Chip and Lie)!Bernard. Ohh, man, are there big things on the horizon. And I was going to say something like, what time are we going to use to write a crossover AU? And then I remembered, time has become a non-issue for us. LOL.

      • August 28, 2020 at 7:45 am

        Thank you! I just wanted to write characters I cared about in situations that made me cackle with delight or tear up a bit or frankly, get uncomfortable because I’m exploring some shit that needs to be worked out. I do think there is so much simlit out there that is doing weird, wonderful work. It’s inspiration! I’m especially loving the way people are using this medium to tell more diverse stories or flip gender norms on their head or in this case – what if the white dude was not considered the cultural norm that the Asian partner had to “adapt” to? What if we didn’t get all weird about people’s sexuality and let them be fully developed characters that lived outside of stereotypes?

        LOL I’m just over the moon about Kendra. I definitely saw that evolution but that you’ve managed to still connect the story and make it feel like one thing is honestly dope.


        hahahahaha hahahahahaha time hahahahaha hahahahaha.

      • September 9, 2020 at 2:02 pm

        I scream this to myself sometimes, as I watch (frantically scramble through) my day.

  • October 28, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    Well this was a loaded beast. Dare I ask where the inspiration came from? Maybe not. Though I guess I kind of asked anyway. Also, it felt like this particular part would have been extremely therapeutic to write.

    So, the part where Bernard talks about how it feels like nothing really brought me back to my first existential crisis when I was 5 years old. My grandad died which was my first experience with death, which made me realise that I everyone I know will die and I will die and I pondered about what it would be like, and then it dawned on me that it will just be nothing, a dreamless sleep you can’t wake up from, and that it’s inevitable. What he described went perfectly with those thoughts I had back then. I still get existential crises these days sometimes, but I try not to think about stuff too deeply anymore, which helps, though it means that perhaps I peaked as a child, hah.

    The spice analogy I would have never come up with though, that was very clever.

    “Rather, I realized how pointless it is to center your own guilt when what truly matters is the person you’ve harmed.” Damn, Bernard’s mind is elevated AF. I doubt many people think the way he does.

    “When you hate yourself, it’s easier to live for someone else.” This line was also such a standout. Very true. And so interesting to put in perspective with Claudia’s autopilot life. Maybe that’s why she doesn’t want to come back. For the first time she exists (unexists?) solely for herself.

    I also find it interesting that Kendra keeps fixating on the time she’ll see Claudia’s ghost, when that’s not necessarily guaranteed. I know this is story is very meta and most ghosts do technically appear at some point (though some don’t, just depends on how your culling goes), but as I’ve told you in one of my earlier comments, I tend to release the spirit of my deceased sims into the netherworld very shortly after their death (often as a part of the funeral), unless I come to the conclussion there would be something keeping them from moving on. With how unfulfilled Claudia was, it would feel like she’d be eager to move on. Though I don’t know how much you like interfering with that for ghosts (I mean, as you said yourself, you’ve interfered enough to kill her, so this is just a minor thing, technically. Or not, because it is her spirit essence, which is much more than the body. Is killing someone’s spirit essence that they didn’t intend to leave behind themselves a bigger crime then killing their body? Probably… moving on!)

    Anyway, there’s a lot here and you’re making me have all kinds of epiphanies that are even somehwat relevant to my own story. And I probably missed a bunch of Bernard’s wisdom.

    Oh, can I just say, it’s impressive how much Kendra is willing to listen to everyone’s perspective. So many people close off in their grief, or only listen to their grief, but she’s soaking it all in like a sponge. Makes me feel like she’ll be just fine.

    Oh, and it looks like Jasper is now going to be a permanent Shu add-on, a package deal, haha. I best get used to him 😀

    • October 29, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      Hah! I hope you’ll be relieved to hear this chapter didn’t come from personal experience, just from being way too deep into my characters’ heads. It bugs me that near-death experiences are traumatic, so death itself should also be traumatic, but many works of fiction just gloss over that. Games, too. Mario probably has hella PTSD. Anyway, I was trying to figure out Bernard’s take on all this, and realized he’d been bound to the physical world because haunted house visitors wanted an antagonist to root against, forced to revisit the worst mistake of his life for centuries. (More on that later.) He was undergoing daily psychological torment before Yuan stole him. He might still carry the trauma with him. But he also must have spent much of that century on reflection and self-care to be in such a stable partnership. So, yeah, luckily nothing personal, just reconstructing the implications of his time as a ghost. Oh yeah! Also calculus.

      Honestly? Same. About the 5-year-old thing. Weird kids represent! And I think Dandelion proves you didn’t peak as a child.

      YES, thank you for pulling out those lines! I’m wondering if those stood out to you because they’re so relevant to 2020. So, soooo many of our problems are caused by people like Mike who are reticent to admit they’ve made mistakes—because it’s emotionally challenging to admit when you’re the bad guy!—and here’s Bernard coming in with an alternate way to deal with the emotional stress. And then eight million other things. The most cathartic one for me was “healing is silent, the cut is not,” but even Kendra’s not paying attention by that point. And how much of that paragraph, and Kendra’s response, relates to the story itself? Pfft.

      YEP there are definitely parallels between Bernard and Claudia in that sense. Foils. Foils everywhere. As for the ghosts, I’m sticking with the game-mechanical implication that ghosts manifest according to the will of the living, and at least a couple people aren’t ready for Claudia to move on. Hmmm. There’s something there. It’s also one of my favorite meme formats.

      I’m worried about culling, though. Thanks for reminding me to figure out how to find the MCCC settings that turn off relationship culling/keep Claudia from being culled.

      Yes, Kendra is very… curious, isn’t she?

      I look forward to trying to identify those epiphanies.

  • August 22, 2022 at 10:22 pm

    Bernard and Xiyuan’s fantastic banter and gallows humor here killed me. And then revived me. (hey-oh!)

    Bernard states how he didn’t want to die at his end and was only thinking about survival. There are hints that Claudia welcomed death, and hints that Kendra wants the experience too. I wonder how these experiences differ. And how that trauma will differ.

    “Fascinating. Seriously. I’m not kidding when I say I can’t believe no one’s talking about this.” Herself included.

    Assuming “this” refers to the trauma of reversible death, does “herself” refer to Kendra or the author? 😉
    Also, about the overarching theme of reversible death as an allegory for trauma and healing. 👈 I like this. I like this a lot.

    “No, even, when you think about the number of people who’ve died, or the people who haven’t but are still walking around with different levels of trauma, this would be groundbreaking. You need to write a freaking book or something.”

    Or a blog or something

    “Healing is silent. The cut is not.”

    Just wanted to end on this.


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